Sound Clips

Coffee Maniac

• "Please buy a lot of stuff, because if you don't I will die"
• "Fear the extremely powerful Coffee Maniac"
• "Here are some things that I hate"
• "Here are some things that I like"
• Portals to faraway places
• The sound for the photo gallery
• Coffee Maniac's opinion of Toady
• "Welcome to my guggy web site"
• Please take this survey
• I do not like you very much

Nameless

• "I do not have a name"
• "I wish I had a toad"

Raspy

• "Well, just make one up"
• "You...signed